and now I'm dolled up all office chic in appropriately sparkly gold courderoy pencil skirt watching 'My Girl' and inevitably crying my eyes out. I also bought a huge bag of m&ms and ate the whole thing in 15 minutes. Alone. All to myself. That's roughly 700 calories. I know you are now thinking 'oh my god, you beast Faith. How can you possibly be alive after so much food?' but fear not - I am priming myself for a lifetime of sustainant-lessness beginning Monday. My Brockenhurst College interview is on Friday and I have no achievement awards to take with me - they're going to laugh in my face, it's true, but if I haven't eaten all week, they might be like 'YHSURE COME ALONG COZ YOU NOT SO FAT AS YOU ONCE WAS'.
Living the dream. Boojah.
Over and out.
So, I change my list to put you in my list of 3 people for BSG friends, and you go to Brock. What is this?!
ReplyDeleteI don't want to go, I just want them to want me! I have an insatiable need to be accepted, Alex!
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