I've been recently informed that my blog is less than cheery, so here is a jovial post for the less depressive of you.
I just ate a toasted bagel filled with thick-cut mustard ham. It was...beyond definition. Seriously - I couldn't possibly begin to describe how much I wish I had another, but I know that if I continued to devour the kitchen inventory, it would take something spectacular for me to stop. This would undoubtedly result in gaining more excess blubber, thus becoming even more aesthetically revolting, never marrying and living in a wooden box on a roundabout island surrounded by scruffy cats. So, in effect, another bagel would ruin my future. We don't want that, so I will just grudgingly abstein from any more delicious bagels.
On a somewhat more positive note, I'm watching series 3 of The A-Team and swooning over Dwight Shultz, because for some reason unbeknownst to many, I am attracted to the strangest of men. Also, I have discovered a basic chord progression for 'The Wild Hunt' by Tallest Man on Earth in standard tuning - OH YES, TABS.COM, YOU BEAST.
I've also recorded ALL OF THE NEW 'ACE OF CAKES' EPISODES. This programme makes my life. One day, I might marry Ben the construction manager and we will have the best wedding cake of all time in the shape of the Hogwart's Express. And what a beautiful wedding it would be! We would have all of the Charm's City Cakes crew there, mingling with my disfunctional family to sitcom-like effect. God. I'm really not aiding my argument of not being a whale here. A girl can dream, eh?
Over and out.
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